The Blackberry Porsche Rises?

Excuse us for the Dark Knight reference but this relic technology of RIM's is getting a big boost from none other than luxury giant Porsche. This model (#P9981 to be exact, in case you were wondering) is available at Harrods and also at the new Porsche Design Store located at 77 Bloor Street West in Toronto.

It's also over $1,500... stainless steel... leather backside. It's attempt is to rival the ultra-luxurious Vertu. Which to be honest, I still don't understand. Help me out here? It looks like a Nokia on crack and doesn't do half of what iPhone or Android can. Did I miss something?